Saturday, October 29, 2005

Shock Horror!

I seem to be losing my appetite. After going without food for a whole day yesterday, I had a sandwich late at night. I didn't even think about chocolate or Weetabix.

It was then I had the most awful thought that shook me to the core of my being. What if I wake up one day and have no more desire for chocolate or Weetabix? What would life be like? Who would I be? Shock horror!

Father, I beseech thee to remove these wicked thoughts from my mind!