Monday, December 05, 2005

Retort of the Day

So a few of us had been waiting for the bus for ages. When the bus finally turned up there were two of them in a row.

"What kept you so long?" one young lad asked the lady driver.

"Because I knew you were waiting," she said.

I creased up. The lad's friend saw my amused face and asked his friend what the driver had said. Not wanting to lose face he said, "The driver said, 'she didn't know we were waiting.'"

Hahaha! Nice try kid, but we both know that driver is way too smart for you.

People are funny!

Have a lovely day.